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| NEW AIRLINE RULES |
| Attendant: Welcome aboard Ala Carte Air, sir. May I see your ticket? Passenger: Sure.
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| When Are Pilots Happy? |
| One fine hot summer afternoon there was a Cessna 150 flying in the pattern at a quiet country airfield. The Instructor was getting quite bothered with the student's inability to maintain altitude in the thermals and was getting impatient at sometimes having to take over the controls. Just then he saw a twin engine Cessna 402 5,000 ft. above him and thought, "Another 1,000 hrs of this and I qualify for that twin charter job! Aaahh.. to be a real pilot going somewhere!"
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| On The Air - Finding Hooters |
| The following "On the Air" is a humorous give an take between approach and a pilot:
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| Police still trying to track down pranksters in plane |
| Investigators are still searching for those involved in Thursday's buzzing of Harrison High School in Detroit, police said Sunday.
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| From the Squawk Sheets |
| compilots writes "The following post is an addition to article86 (Complaints submitted by US Air Force Pilots) Problem:"
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| Another 4 funny aviation jokes |
| compilots writes "There's a story about the military pilot calling for a priority landing because his single-engine jet fighter was running "a bit peaked." Air Traffic Control told the fighter jock that he was number two behind a B-52 that had one engine shut down. "Ah," the pilot remarked," the dreaded seven-engine approach.""
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| Obscenity Transmissions |
| compilots writes "Student Naval Aviator (SNA) flying in back on an instrument hop, very lost, very flustered, inadvertently keys XMIT instead of ICS to tell Instructor Pilot (IP) he is less-than-optimally situational aware:"
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| Define 'JOB'... / Gary Hall |
compilots writes "Fortunate enough to be stationed near family for a time early in my carrier, I lived in a large house with my Mom, Sister and Niece. It worked out well because I was gone quite often TDY and hated paying for an apartment I seldom got to use.
When my Niece would ask where Uncle Gary was, my family would tell here exactly what I was doing that day."
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| Funny Jet Fighter Stories and Jokes (III) |
compilots writes "The honest advertisement of today:
Parachute for sale.
As good as new, in mint condition.
Never opened.
Used only once.
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| Funny Jet Fighter Stories and Jokes (II) |
compilots writes "Unbelievable - U2
This story was told to me by my father (a former SR-71 RSO) several years ago. I cannot remember the names or squadron information or even where it happened. But I do know that it is true.
A U-2 is nearing final approach when (it was later determined) the pilot has a seizure. The plane then under its own control begins a slow descending turn to the right, with the right wing hanging down to the ground at about 45 degrees."
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